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What sizes are available?

 A.  16" x 20" $1495

 B.  18" x 24" $1795
 C.  20"x 30" $2000
 D.  24"x 36" $2895
(custom sizes available)

How long will it take?
2-4 weeks depending on my travel schedule.

What do I need to get it started?
A.  jpegs of the intended person or pet.
B. Tell me all about your or family member so I get to know them well enough to be funny about them.
C. A deposit of 50%- check or credit card. And I can invoice you.

How will we work together?
After I receive the 3 things to get started, I will submit a sketch in B&W for your approval and discussion within 1-2 weeks. That's where we negotiate what is actually in the final painting.

I don't start the finished artwork until you have approved these B&W sketches- that way you know exactly what is going to be in the painting.

Testimonials
Please scroll down to view other Commission paintings I have done.

 

"We absolutely love the piece and its vibrancy.  We have continued  to laugh about it. It captures  them all so very well – we are  absolutely thrilled! Again, fantastic and we will enjoy for years to come, terri, steve and the artwork participants."

Terri D.

 

 

Eric The Bird Dog Man
I decided to give my bird hunting husband a surprise for his 50th birthday. I told Jeff he loves to go with his 6 shaggy retrievers, shoot 'em, bag 'em, and then return to camp to enjoy martinis around the portable fire pit. Jeff reversed a few things to create a classic and hilarious painting which blew Eric away. We love it.

Thanks, Kim C.

 

 

 

Watch Out Imelda.

This woman's sister commissioned me to visualize her sister's fantasy of a walk-in closet with hundreds of shoes in oak and glass cases that actually revolve. Very specific, so much so she needs a custodian to watch over them.

I think this is a fantasy many women can relate to. Yes?

And after finishing this painting, the sister and I negotiated this title and both cracked up when we said it.

 

 

 

Badge.   "Suave, Debonair & Drooling."

Roxy.      "Good Thing They Have So Much To Work With."

"I contacted Jeff to do two special pieces memorializing my two boxer dogs that had passed a while back. They meant so much to me because they kept me sane thru a very difficult divorce.  

I wanted to use Jeff's humor to show their distinct personalities because they were so much "family" to me.Badge was the crotch hound who once spotted one of my friends peering into my refrigerator- he came up right behind her and "bopped" her you know where right into it. And Jeff took that male quality and transformed it into a Hugh Hefner scene with champagne and smoking robe while his amor waited in the boudoir.

Roxy was a prissy sort who once backed away from a man with dirty hands. Jeff put her in the beauty parlor being attended to with such an air of elegance.Both were hysterical and right on to their personalities. I hung them in my dining room with elegant frames and still love them." Martha L.

    

 

 

Golf Carts Just Weren't Fast Enough For Jack.

General Jack Chain's daughter-in-law wanted a special commission for the retired General's 70th birthday.

I reviewed all the pictures and articles she sent me, their Colorado home, his stint on the National Security Council, his war efforts and determined that there was absolutely nothing funny about this man. He was a straight shooter with no eccentricities. He did ski and play golf and used to fly some serious jets in his day.

So I decided to put him on a golf course, big scenery in the background and add his jet fighter plane on the golf cart path with his clubs in the cockpit. Mind you, this was 3 ft. wide and 2 ft. high on canvas. I sent the art to her in Las Vegas, she framed it and carried all the way to the east coast framed to give it to him at his 70th birthday celebration.

Well, his family and Jack loved it.

Oh yes, my wife came up with the title!

 

 

 

NBA Chuck.

Chuck, his brother Gerry told me, always falls asleep in front of the TV dreaming he, yes he, is going to be an NBA basketball star.

Not at 62 you don't Chuck, sorry!! This one was pure fantasy and I loved doing it!

His family hooted and at that moment I think Chuck realized that this was as close as he would ever get to being in the NBA.

 

COMMERCIAL ILLUSTRATION

Commission me to do original B&W or color work for

advertising, editorial, web usage, collateral or promotional uses.

 

Examples below:

 

A lot of my fine art customers aren't aware that I have a background in commercial illustration.

Some of my best clients were IBM, Qantas, Rolm, Straw Hat Pizza, Grape Advisory Board, Keenan Winery and many, many others.

 

They all commissioned me because they knew it would get attention.

 

HERE'S HOW WE WILL WORK TOGETHER:

First, review some of my illustration examples and fine art examples to determine whether you prefer color or black & white for your ad, collateral piece, wine label, or web site image.

 

If you have a layout, please email it to me at [email protected] and tell me about the project. With 15 years as an art director and assoc. creative director and 8 years as a commercial illustrator, my experience will guide us through the project with ease.

 

 

COST:

My fees are based on your usage of my illustration(s)-

Time magazine ads cost way more than local newspaper or web based art. Some clients find multiple uses for my illustrations and amortize the cost. My fees are standard, not stratospheric.
I ask for 50% deposit with your issuing me a purchase order.

 

Balance due upon completion and acceptance of final artwork.

 

TIMING:

I never miss them. If I agree to a deadline, I make it. Period. Unless I'm dead. Then all bets are off.

 

EXAMPLES

GRAPE ADVISORY  BOARD, CA.

 

 

WORKSAFE COMMERCIAL INSURACE / ERVIN MARKETING

 

IBM / CHIAT DAY (NYC)

 

QANTAS/ CHIAT DAY ADVERTISING

 


WINE SPECTATOR MAGAZINE

 

SHELL CHEMICAL

 

 

CROSSLIN ATTORNEYS AT LAW- specializing in "bug law".

 

CIT FINANCIAL SERVICES

 

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