"You Know Who's In Charge."

     You got up to get a beer or go to the bathroom. And when you returned

someone, ahem, some dog was IN YOUR FAVORITE CHAIR!

     Does he/she think just because it's empty, it's OK to occupy it?

The answer is YES.

     Now how do you get him/her out of there? It may or may not work.

Give the command, "Hey get the hell out of my chair!"

    Nothing.

    Well, OK, he/she looks so comfortable, I'll just be here on the

floor resting quietly.  Good Dad.