A framed version of her wet game.

Limited Edition Giclee signed/numbered in black frame

That damn water hazard, right in the path of my best shot, too. Who put that there anyway?

I was doing so well up till then.

Well, I'll just get out my trusty retriever, one of the most useful clubs in my bag, by the way.

Gee, I hope I find the one I hit in there.

Damn.